Pasta-la-vista bebe
I am very good at cooking eggs and Half Moon Pasta. It is my go-to in the kitchen whenever I
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Everything should appear to us as it is. Infinite.
I am very good at cooking eggs and Half Moon Pasta. It is my go-to in the kitchen whenever I
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I have what they call a ‘Resting Bitch Face’. An extremely non fastidious facade. Even a normal pensive mood comes
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Today, I got into the elevator right after the guy in it had farted his lunch out. I could have
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The American culture has always found an avid audience in my family, 1987 onward and upward. Both my folks exposed
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I’m a spoilt brat. By my own doing of course. I live in a very cool studio apartment in what
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Yes. You think right. Lavaanya Garg is the last person on the planet to be domesticated and have anything to
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It’s not like I’m The Village Girl, but Pune and Bombay are on 2 completely different levels. Pune (my hometown)
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My (barely) living situation in the great Maximum City is pathetic. This is the first time I am fending for
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This is a poem I wrote way back in 2005. Inspired by G.K Chesterton’s “The Donkey” No Boon For The
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I chanced upon this old poem I had written circa 2006. Here is its last verse. Read, Reminisce, Repent and
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Are you my sworn enemy? Can you not stand the sight of my secure powerful ball busty being? Do you
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